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A scruffy, bedraggled hen sits beneath the bold headline “Madder Than a Wet Hen,” the illustration rendered with textured, hand-drawn lines and warm, earthy tones. The shirt’s retail cut and crew neckline keep the look clean and easy to layer, while the lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton feels cool on long days outside or around the coop. Wear it when you want to smirk, start a conversation, or lean into rustic charm at backyard barbecues, farm markets, or casual nights out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam to retain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit and long-lasting structure\u003cbr\u003e- Graphic printed using crisp Direct-to-Film\/DTG techniques for detailed, vibrant imagery\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and REACH certified; responsibly manufactured (Bella+Canvas, fair-labor standards)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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